Best Parent Ever 1" Button
I spent $17 on half a pound of butter once, to eat with a $9 loaf of bread.
It was the best butter and the best bread I have ever eaten in my whole entire life, however a $2 Bread & Butter pin is almost as nice and perhaps a much wiser place to put your money.
1 inch button, produced locally at Six Cent Press (because they are awesome!), available in fourteen different Banquet designs.